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`Many a times boys grow up without knowing some crucial facts about women and relationships. It is the responsibility of a father to sit their son down and pump some sense into them, make them understand the little things that will make them fail to sustain their relationships and probably end up hating every woman out there for absolutely no reason. 1. She might cheat WITH you. Like for real, a woman does not love you because you are the most handsome, muscular and sexiest thing standing on two legs since King Solomon. There are bigger, hunkier and more sexy lads out there. Women are sweet beings who will fall in love with the most useless dumb ass out there and show them immense love for who they are and what stands out in them. And that could be you they cheat with, son. 2. Never EVER get your ass into her handbag. Do not rummage through her email, do not scroll down her phone, never should you meddle with her "privacy", do not call to ask her where she is, who she is with, when she is coming, what took her so long. Act like a man AT LEAST for once. 3. Never should you use VITAMIN V. Son, if the lion down there refuses to roar ahead of action, just turn your back and sleep. Your brain is in your head, not below your belt. Sex is no food and in fact, women themselves say sex is overrated. Do not sit in a corner somewhere hating yourself and stressing up when your friends are making money and drinking expensive champagne and whiskey reading nice books and magazines. ikikataa imekataa. 4. Do not call those funny relationship advice radio shows. Never ever should you call those mushenee dens to complain about women. Sometimes the so called relationship counselor you seek advice from has worse problems than you have. So, if someone dumped you, cheated on you, slapped you or did what she did, man up, fix it or take a walk. It for sure doesn't harm. 5. Sex is no "kalongo". If you do not use protection, you will knock up the Sharpshooting Flying Squad sergeant's daughter. Use the damn sheath. Hitting the sack is no playing marbles. Better still agree on what type of contraceptives to get involved with if you really wanna eat raw meat straight outta the slaughter house. 6. Son, doubt half of what mama said. Mama said you are intelligent, hard working, handsome, strong and powerful. The truth is, maybe you are just half or less half of what she said. Do not strut around like you own the earth. You are just dispensable and if you died today, there will be a brainier lad sitting at your desk in less than a month and girls will be all over him giggling, throwing hands all over him and going weak on the knees every time he stands. 7. Leave the smell to skunks. It does not mean perfuming yourself like those fellas from somewhere in Isilii. Scrub those armpits, brush the teeth, boy. If you stink, girls will run away and your career will come stumbling down too due to the stress much more than when you have a clean head packed with a cockroach's brain. 8. Your shoes, please. Sorry son, but that was high fashion in the days of Vasco Da Gama . Invest in decent boxers. You might have the coolest belt, watch and shoes, but if you strip to torn, orange-colored boxers! Her great grand children will hear about it. Also the worst scenario is when you get caught in a traffic accident with dodgy underwear. And just a reminder, NEVER EVER should you sleep commando. You are not in Canada, kid. You never know what can happen at night when you are sleeping. You never wanna be that guy dangling it down a well-lit street at full throttle on a cold rain-drenched night. 9. Never should you hurry home. My grandpa was a wise man who told me that a man never hurries to his own home. Take your time, you are going to your home, right? HOWEVER, this rule ceases to apply in the event gangsters, dogs, cops or a jilted husband is chasing you with the intent to commit a felony. 10. Now son, what G-spot? Finally son, never waste your time searching for a confounded thing called a G-spot. It could exist, or it is just a rumor. Who really cares? As long as she reaches that point she forever wants to remain at, you are okay. For years, we never knew of the massive deposition of oil in Turkana. Did it kill us? No. The explorer, Sir Henry Morton Stanley came to Africa, the British intelligence lied he was searching for the source of R. Nile. Son, the guy was looking for the G-spot, he never found it! REGARDS TO THE NAIROBIAN. Your boobs are depending on you to get down and dirty.
Sex can impact our bodies in endless ways you wouldn't even imagine. Whether it's our mood, our fitness or our health, everything gets involved. And our breasts are part of that party. If you don't get any for a while, your boobs are going to feel the impact. "There are scores of women not having sex and their breasts look just fine; however, not having sex does cause you to miss out on a lot of the pros that breasts bring to the table during a sexual encounter: i.e., the increase in blood flow during stimulation not only causes the breasts to become more engorged, but nipple stimulation, aids in achieving orgasm!" says Dr. Angela, an OB/GYN. With that, here are seven things that happen to your boobs when you stop having sex. 1. Your ability to have a nipple orgasm decreases. Yes, nipple orgasms are possible. But refraining from getting freaky can actually decrease your chances of having one. "Some lucky women can achieve orgasm through breast stimulation and, like all such skills,needs practice to continue reaching orgasm. If they stop having sex, they might not remember how to find the exact type of stimulation in what exact order was necessary for them to achieve orgasm through nipple stimulation," says Dr. Alyse Kelly-Jones, an OB/GYN. 2. They lose their firmness. Like everything else, if you don’t use them, you lose them. And what does it mean to lose them? "NOT that they literally fall off your chest, but that they may lose their firmness, tone, buoyancy. Lets think about this: when else, other than sex, do your breasts get a helluva workout?" asks Dr. Angela. "You know what I'm talking about: the massaging, the sucking, the gnawing, the kneading? I'm an exercise person and have to tell you that my breasts aren't getting nearly the sort of workout that they get during a sexual encounter." 3. They may get smaller. "Your breast volume increase during sexual arousal because blood flow increases to the breast. Just like a penis needs regular blood flow to become erect and engorged, so does the breast. Without breast stimulation, some of these arterial pathways can become atrophic and blocked. Once they are blocked, you can't get them back," says Dr. Kelly-Jones. You don't want your boobs shrinking, do you? 4. You may not feel as connected to your partner. "When you stimulate the nipple, you release oxytocin, which is our bonding hormone. Some call it the cuddling hormone. We can all relate to cuddling being a very feel good sensation, especially after an amazing nipple orgasm," says Dr. Kelly-Jones. That said, the mind-body connection is strong. "A woman who has not been sexually active for quite some time may have difficulty feeling comfortable with her partner, which in turn will impact her ability to feel relaxed and aroused," says Lisa Agustines, assistant chief of Obstetrics & Gynecology at the Kaiser Permanente South Bay Medical Center in Harbor City, CA. 5. Breastfeeding can be even more uncomfortable. It's also important to know that breastfeeding and lactation can impact a woman's comfort with sex, both psychologically and physically. "While there is nothing wrong with nipple discharge or leaking during sex, many people are uncomfortable with it," says Dr. Agustines. "Physically, a woman's vaginal tissue can become thin and dry during lactation, causing discomfort during sex. Even after lactation has ceased, it may take as long as 12 to 24 months for her to return to normal lubrication." 6. Your risk of breast cancer increases. It's crazy, but true. One study found that women who had sex more than once per month had a lower risk of developing breast cancer than those who were less sexually active. 7. Your mood may change. Remember that oxytocin? It's the "feel good" hormone. When your nipples stop getting stimulated, your stress goes up and your good feelings go down. COURTESY OF YOURTANGO.COM By Frank Kobola Sep 18, 2015 "If I were still single..." my friend says as he stares at a woman from across the bar. He loves his girlfriend, I think he's just had a few too many drinks — a suspicion that's confirmed when he launches into an unprompted story about "college chicks." People in long-term relationships tell stories about their weirdest hookups or their craziest nights out the same way an old man would sit on a porch and tell stories of how he could've played college ball if he didn't blow out his knee senior year. A friend rolls their eyes when their partner texts because they know they'll have to end their night early. "You're so lucky," they tell our single friends as they close out their tab. Or the classic, "If I had Tinder when I was single..." Hell, lots of taken people still have Tinder. It's uncomfortable. But the real problem is, the whole thing is total bullshit. There's nothing wrong with being single. It's great, and you should do whatever makes you happy. This isn't an argument about whether being single or in a relationship is better; you can't even compare the two. But if you're in a relationship, you damn well better believe it's better, or you should probably break up with your partner and stop complaining about it. Either you have minor complaints that you can work on (or accept), or you're better off single. If you're just pining for the life of a bachelor(ette) because you've been in the same relationship for four years, there's no real excuse. Sure, when you were single, the sex never got boring (when you had it). Yeah, you didn't have anyone to answer to and could come home whenever you wanted. But seeing it that way means you're forgetting all the times you were lonely or felt left out or wished you were in a relationship. It means you're negating the love and support you're getting in a relationship. It means you're putting the value of some independence above everything your partner brings to the table. In reality, you don't miss being single. You just miss being selfish. Being single is hard as hell. I can't even count the number of times single friends have mentioned fears that they'll "be single forever" or complain about how they're the third (or fifth or seventh) wheel when we go out. Greg, 26, says he's irrationally worried about the dating pool shrinking. "There's a legit fear that the longer I'm out there dating, the less likely I'm ever going to actually find someone, and eventually I'm just going to be 'that single guy,'" he says. Lauren, 28, says that she's wingwomanned for a recently single friend who was out of the dating game for a while. "She was like, 'Now what?'" Lauren says, "I just took her to a few bars and got her to make a Tinder profile. She just kept expecting something else to happen. As if guys were just going to be running at her constantly on the street or something, or there was some kind of secret handshake." For every crazy jealousy-inducing casual sex story, they have five more awkward or downright unbearable dates. Or, you'll run into them and they'll say, "Oh, I'm not dating that person anymore. I thought it was going somewhere, but they just stopped answering my texts." Brutal. But being on the Internet 24/7 easily counters the IRL complaints we hear from single friends. I'm constantly reading studies about how single people are supposedly in better physical shape. Or how they have less debt and more friends. Even when studies show the benefits of marriage, it's presented as somehow shocking. It's a "grass is always greener and everyone is having crazy amounts of casual sex on that grass" type deal. We romanticize the single life. Hell, if the recent reveal of the 32 million people on Ashley Madison are any indication, some people are still pining for it. Craig, 27, tried to explain it as "it's not like I want to be single. I just want days where I can ... I don't know, just punch out, I guess." If you're still really unsure whether you're missing something that never existed or are actually miserable (but hopefully, you can tell when you're miserable), just go have a night out with your friends. If you feel like it's out of your system, you're fine. If it's the happiest you've been in years, gather up your balls/ovaries and prepare your breakup speech. There is a distinction between wishing you had a little more freedom and secretly hoping your partner will dump you first so you're not the bad guy. So don't sit there and pine for single life. Make a choice and own it. Your single friends, the ones you're so jealous of? They're dating because they want to have the thing you have. That's literally what you miss. You miss the act of trying to have the thing you already have. You're lucky. Deal with it. COURTESY OF COSMOPOLITAN. Follow Frank on Twitter. 1. The conjuring 2. Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by a malicious spirit. Director: James Wan Writers: Carey Hayes (screenplay), Chad Hayes (screenplay) | 5 more credits » Stars: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Madison Wolfe | See full cast & crew » StorylineIn 1977, paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to London, England, where single mother Peggy Hodgson believes that something evil is in her home. When Peggy's youngest daughter starts showing signs of demonic possession, Ed and Lorraine attempt to help the besieged girl, only to find themselves targeted by the malicious spirits. Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis Plot Keywords: second part | house | psychic | paranormal investigating | based on supposedly true story | See All (77) » Taglines: The next true story from the case files of Ed and Lorraine Warren Genres: Horror | Mystery | Thriller Motion Picture Rating (MPAA) Rated R for terror and horror violence | See all certifications » Parents Guide: View content advisory » EditDetailsOfficial Sites: Official site | Official site [France] Country: USA | Canada Language: English Release Date: 10 June 2016 (USA) See more » Also Known As: The Conjuring - Il caso Enfield See more » Filming Locations: Los Angeles, California, USA See more » Box OfficeBudget: $40,000,000 (estimated) Opening Weekend: $40,406,314 (USA) (10 June 2016) Gross: $99,582,954 (USA) (11 July 2016) See more » Company CreditsProduction Co: New Line Cinema, Atomic Monster, Evergreen Media Group See more » Show detailed company contact information on IMDbPro » Technical SpecsRuntime: 134 min Sound Mix: Dolby Digital | Dolby Atmos Color: Color Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1 See full technical specs » British reality star Lateysha Grace just had one of the most embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions in recent history. Lateysha stars in the British reality show The Valleys, and was recently on the UK’s very popular celebrity Big Brother. Well she was on talk show host Rylan Clark’s show wearing a tight denim minidress, and attempted to show him her TWERKING. What happened next is just incredible. |
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